Say what you will about Emmy Awards and drug arrests and skateboarding Jesus pimping, Ireland Baldwin is only eighteen and she’s already surpassed her entire acting family in terms of who I’d like to have lunch with. Okay, not lunch, but sex. Same thing.
Ireland Baldwin is Alec Baldwin’s best work since Beetlejuice. (The Superficial)
FIFA is shocked at how drunk people need to get to pretend to enjoy soccer. (BroBible)
Portia De Rossi checks into rehab after realizing she’s been eating out Ellen Degeneres. (Celebitchy)
Lea Michele likes to go hiking in teeny, tiny shorts and we support her. (Egotastic)
Find out more about Lindsay’s latest frivolous lawsuit. (Huffington Post)
Facebook’s psych experiments on their users are nothing new, so, that’s good news I guess (Vice)
Tila Tequila is super pregnant with her alien/Illuminati/slutbag hybrid baby. (Drunken Stepfather)