Brande Roderick is until I wake up

October 18, 2005 | celebrity | editor | 0 Comments

Its 3:30, and I’m not awake yet, so who wants to start the day with some pointless nudity? I know I do. And Brande Roderick seems as good a choice as any. IMDb is helping me justify this by saying she has two movies in post, so she’s technically an actress. Although the last four characters she’s played have been named Tiffany, Cherry, Casey and Heather. That probably tells you everything you need to know about the parts she’s getting. It’s weird, I can tell this girl is super hot, but there’s something antiseptic about it. It’s probably the photographers fault, but she might as well be a gold statue. Maybe its because she looks a little disinterested in some of these. Almost sleepy. Look honey, this photoshoot was your idea, I didn’t roust you out of bed and start poking you with the camera, how about you show a little enthusiasm.

This post was much more flattering in my head, before I actually started to type. So, baby, if you’re reading this, don’t get the wrong idea. I adore you, and I’m actually a pretty old fashioned romantic. Once I even took my pants all the way off when a girl was servicing me. I’m not making any promises, I’m just saying it has happened.


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