Brooke Burke never ever looks bad

I spent like 20 minutes trying to think of an intro to these pictures. Sadly, this was the best one. Truth is, even though ‘the Boondocks’ calling me racist is hilarious fun on a Sunday night, it just dawned on me I left shirtless Matthew McConaughey as the headline all weekend. And I should prolly do something about that. I only barely care about the pictures of Brooke Burke below. She looks great and I like it when hot chicks wear clothes designed by tigers, but she went and ruined it by wearing a bra. C’mon baby, lighten up.


But so be it, the point here was to post some pictures of Brooke before she got famous, of her very naked and writhing around with some dude, taken – I think – in 1999. Before seeing this, I thought a good job was like “milkshake taster” or “guy giving physicals to high school cheerleaders”. Now I’m thinking “dude who gets a reach around from Brooke Burke” is prolly a decent gig too.

Very very naked and very very NSFW pics of Brooke here and here and here and here and here and here and here and here and here and here and here.


note – the comments section on this post is kinda screwed up right now. Sorry about that but Im workin on it.