The Sun UK has a collection of dumb celebrity quotes today, and here are a few in a little something I like to call, The Worlds Laziest Post.
Charlotte Church : “I love being in America.” (while on stage in Toronto)
Jessica Simpson : “Twenty-three is old. It’s almost twenty-five, which is, like, almost mid-twenties.”
Tom Cruise : “I love kids. I was a kid once, myself.”
Paris Hilton : “I hate dead people.”
Liam Gallagher : “If I saw an alien, I’d tell it to fuck right off because whatever planet he came from they wouldn’t have The Beatles of any decent fucking music.”
Greg Norman (professional golfer): “I owe a lot to my parents – especially my mother and father.