Celebrities ruin stuff

November 24, 2005 | celebrity | editor | 0 Comments

Jessica Alba, Elijah Wood, Wilmer Valderrama, Mark Ruffalo, Nicole Richie and DJ AM have all designed custom versions of a Sony VAIO laptop to be auctioned off for charity on eBay. Wait, did I say “designed”. I meant to say “ruined”. And “dramatically lowered the value of”. A drifter with hook-hands could have done better than this, certainly better than Wilmer. No one used glitter or macaroni, and none of these appear to have teeth marks, so I have to give them credit for that. Jessica and Mark at least put some thought into theirs, and Nicole added some sporty racing stripes to hers, which should really help it cut through the wind, but overall, my dog could have walked through paint and won this contest hands down.

Here, in order, are the laptops for Jessica, Nicole and AM, Mark Ruffalo, Wilmer and Elijah.

I have no idea how to segue that into pictures of Jessica Alba in the new Vanity Fair. Oh, wait.


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