Fergie is on the Sopranos

Stacy Ferguson – Fergie from the band with the dumbest name in world – has inked a deal to appear on the Sopranos. She’ll play an undercover cop working in the strip club owned by Tony Soprano. Fergie is also set to for a role in the remake of the Poseidon Adventure, which is now filming. A source at HBO said:

“The producers thought she’d be perfect because she’s got such a toned body and has no problems flaunting her flesh. Fergie can’t believe her luck at landing this part – she’s obsessed with The Sopranos.”

Stripper is probably the best role for Fergie, since – just like real strippers – sometimes she looks kinda-sorta hot, but only in the right lighting. And by “right lightning” I mean, “virtually no lighting”. When she does look good, she’s usually standing next to the other mutants in that band, so she could have flippers and a horn and still be the easiest to look at. She does have a smoking hot body though. Hopefully that