Kirsten Dunst is perfect

When you click on the entertainment front page for the Daily Mail UK, all you see are the headlines. So all you saw for article number 7 was “It’s hard to be perfect”. But if there was any doubt that Kirsten Dunst was the one who said that, then you just haven’t paid attention to Kirsten Dunst. Sure, she’s referring to her character in Elizabethtown, but that character still looked like Kirsten Dunst, and Kirsten Dunst just called that perfect. The girl whose teeth you can see even when her mouth is closed. Like Lisa Simpson if she grew up without the dental plan or a pretentious King Kong. My penis wears a cape it’s so amazing – it even jumped through a hoop of fire one time – but even it runs the other way when Kirsten Dunst is mentioned. This is really all the proof you need that the rumors are true and her boyfriend Jake Gyllenhaal is gay. No dude could be into girls and find this attractive. It’s simply not possible.