Pictures like this have to be at least partly why America kicks so much ass, why the USA is a magical world of freedom where dreams and justice come true. Because we don’t have monkey business like this going on. Like UK model Lucy Clarkson walking around a hotel pool naked. Mind you, these shenanigans aren’t part of a professional photoshoot on a closed set. No, this is a little something the Brits like to call “Tuesday”. How do you limeys get any work done when the whole damn country is like the Playboy mansion, just hot chicks with big racks. England doesn’t have a space program or gold medals because WHO THE HELL CARES. Why even bother when you can just peer out from behind the curtains and masturbate. Then nap and dream the dream where you’re a rocketship pilot or Olympic champion. Or both. Why not. Who cares. TITS!
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