Matt Damon has a hot ass

Matt Damon says that real life friend George Clooney can’t get enough of his butt, and he tries to pinch it at least once a day, but not on the set of the somber new movie Syriana.

“George grabs my ass every day. At least once a day. That’s why I’ve done three movies with him. George is normally so fun and vibrant – like grabbing my ass – but during the shoot he really wasn’t. He was very serious.”

I’m sure lots of gay guys reading this are gonna have a corner of their shirt in the mouth reaching for their pants at the idea of Hollywood hunks like Matt Damon and George Clooney playing grab ass, then giggling while they skip away. And I can’t say I blame you. I know I would if this were about Marissa Miller and Krista Allen. But its not, so I find this kind of startling. Seriously. There are some things straight guys just don