More Hollywood Halloween

November 2, 2005 | celebrity | editor | 0 Comments

You’re gonna have to take my word on it that this is Heidi Klum, who gets points for enthusiasm if nothing else. And for obviously never watching Mean Girls. But there’s still something criminal about a chick as hot as Heidi Klum dressed up this dorky. It’s like having an auto show where all the cars are rusted out Escorts with three tires and covered in grafitti.

I know Ashley Olson has her serious reputation as an actress to consider, but c’mon baby, it’s Halloween. Lighten up. You dress like a cartoon jazz cat every other day of your life, now the one day you’re supposed to be goofy you get conservative. Granted she looks all grown up and hot here, but you’re supposed to have fun on Halloween, not lead us on a path of seduction where desire turns deadly.

Maybe I’m a sexy sexist pig, but I just don’t get the whole Vida Guerra thing. She looks like Rhyno with lipstick. I’m not saying every girl has to be skinny with big tits and red hair (actually, yes, I am) but she doesn’t have to built like Jamall Lewis either. I’m not looking for a girl who can grind out 1 yard for the first down, I was just kinda hopin to get laid without laying on top of the Thing.


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