Paris Hilton is an idiot

Paris Hilton has confessed that she believed in Santa Claus until she was 17 years old. She said she always treasured the Christmas holidays, until somebody shattered her childhood illusions by telling her there is no such thing as Santa. “A mean person told me it wasn’t true,” she really, really did say. Ever the survivor, she still celebrates Christmas. At least the part where you give her stuff, and this year items on her wish list include a Bentley convertible and a pair of 150,000 dollar diamond earrings.


Paris Hilton is so completely punchable for so many reasons. 5 or 6 in this article alone. If she had to spend one day outside of her fantasy kingdom, it would be like taking a caveman to the movies. She’d be so completely blown away, she would just bounce up and down on her seat, screaming and throwing her urine, eventually ending up in a clear room with just a tire swing to play on.