The Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show made its return Wednesday night in New York after a two year hiatus. ABC News said the show looked like “a holiday toy room, with giant pink teddy bears emblazoned with ‘Sexy Little Bear’, supersized gift boxes, candy canes and alphabet building blocks. The models pranced down the runway in holiday-themed lingerie that an R-rated elf might wear, such as a tiny Santa skirt with feather trim, fur-trimmed stiletto boots. Other items included a feather plume bustle, an embroidered bra and a fishnet thong with Swarovski crystals.”
I guess I found these pictures of Alessandra Ambrosio at about 3 in the morning. Later I asked the attending paramedic where I was and where were we going, because I hadn’t yet made it to the second row, the row of Adriana Lima, but all he said was that I should just try to relax and put the mask back on. Sorry buddy, but that’s just not how I roll. So I stood up, pulled the IV out of my arm and said, no, no you forget about the pictures. He said what pictures, but deep down he knew that I had made my point and that I had won the day. I didn’t get to be the silverback of bloggers by backing down from a fight.
The Victorias Secret fashion show will air on CBS on December 6.