Tom Cruise wants a prenup

Star Magazine is now reporting that reality slapped Katie Holmes around recently when her beloved Tom Cruise asked her to sign a prenup. Cruise, who is worth an estimated $300 million, is said to have planned to protect his assets all along, but the idea was a shock to the comparatively naive Holmes. Said a source:

“She is head over heels in love with him and couldn’t bear the thought that he might not be equally as in love. She freaked out. I think she thought it meant that he wasn’t sure their relationship would last.”

The deal is said to pay Holmes a “generous” settlement if the couple divorces after 5 years, an amount that doubles if they divorce after 10. But Katie was said to be shaken and almost heartbroken and only finally sold when, according to the source, Cruise told Holmes it was for her protection.

“He explained that at 43, he’s more than 16 years older than she is, and although he’s healthy, who knows what life has in store? He told Katie he wanted to create a prenup so that she will always be taken care of, no matter what.”

Kill Tom Cruise, ehh. Hmmmmm. Interesting. I know they claim she’s pregnant, and its tough to be raised without a dad, but its better than being raised by Tom Cruise. And we could give it a real positive spin, say he got killed with valor, defending Katie