Kevin Federline really is a dick

December 21, 2005 | celebrity | editor | 0 Comments

The London Free Press says that Britney Spears has told Kevin Federline he must give up the chronic, end the clubbing and drop his dead beat friends who do nothing but spend her money. He has said no, telling her to go ahead and divorce him, because he’ll have plenty of money even if they part. He’s also threatened to fight for custody of their son, Sean Preston, and to write a tell-all book about her. It’s also claimed that he has been in touch with his ex, Shar Jackson, mother of two of his children, about a reunion. So far, she has refused. Britney is described as being in emotional turmoil and leaning on her mother and brother as divorce papers are prepared. It’s estimated she’s spent nearly $10 million on Kevin, counting the cost of their mansion, a recording studio, clothes, golf gear, flashy cars and bills he’s run up. His take, if they part, will be about $2.5 million.

Even people who hate Britney give her credit for the kick-ass pre-nup her attorneys wrote and she had the resolve to make Kevin sign. 2.5 may sound like a lot, but this retard will blaze through that in a year, and in 13 months he’ll be handing out flyers in a cactus suit with a sombrero on it. And then laying on the ground holding his balls in a cactus suit with a sombrero on it while I walk away content, finally having avenged what he did to my Britney.


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