Madonna is embarrassing

The Sun UK says today that Madonna’s fashion sense is not shared by her nine-year-old daughter Lourdes. The singer, 47, admits Lourdes sometimes gets embarrassed by what she wears and wants her to be a normal mom.

“My daughter is critical. Sometimes she totally disapproves of what I wear. She doesn’t want me to look too strange. If I pick her up from school she instructs me to dress normally. She goes, “No tracksuits please”. My daughter has a new routine too … she goes, “Why can’t you just be like normal mothers?”

I actually feel bad for Lourdes. If she was accidentally born with any sense at all – and this kinda makes it sound like she was – that kid is gonna have a heart attack at 12. She lives in a giant drafty manor in the English countryside with a creepy skeleton that walks the halls at night and watches her as she sleeps. Its basically a haunted house, but with worse music in the background. At least the Phantom could play an instrument.