Mariah Carey is a hero

The Sun UK says today that Mariah Carey, well known for demanding diva treatment, is too lazy to even drink water by herself, and had an assistant hold a drink to her lips during a recent in-store signing for The Emancipation of Mimi. This comes just a few months after Mariah demanded to be carried around the set of the video Shake it Off because her feet hurt, and only a year or so after she refused to enter a London hotel until they laid a comfy red carpet beneath her, lest she be forced to walk on bare sidewalk.


Even I think that’s a little too much, and I pay a midget to tie my shoes and blond teenage girls to sit at my hem and gaze up in awe. I’m kidding of course. The girls do it for free. These matinee idol good looks are my blessing, and my curse. (btw, these pictures are kinda small, there