Nicole Kidman is marrying this?

Several sources, including the New Zealand Herald, say today that not only is Nicole Kidman pregnant with the child of country music star Keith Urban, but the rumors of an engagement are true and the two may be wed as soon as New Years Eve. Aussie tabloids say that Kidman and Urban flew to Nashville where the familes of both gathered for a summit and it was there that Kidman was spotted with her new ring, said to be worth an estimated $140,000.


I don’t listen to as much banjo music about broken dreams and smokehouse ribs as you might think, so I only kinda knew who Keith Urban was. I sure as hell didn’t know he looked like this. It’s easy for me to criticize the appearance of others – obviously I’m a real dreamboat, and my semen is believed to have healing powers – but