Nicole Richie is rude

Nicole Richie has the kind of face you normally only see on an Alaskan totem pole. And it’s with no small amount of pride that she’s never been on Tyler before, because, to this day, I have absolutely no idea what it is she does. Maybe its admirable she’s not the whore ex-BFF Paris Hilton is, or maybe she’s just lazy. According to this email from one of the sexxxy readers, she’s just lazy:

“Nicole Ritchie was supposed to do a book signing in Charlotte,NC on
Friday night. We called the night before to see when it started. They told us it was cancelled due to Nicole being sick. I see how sick she was, she was at the GQ event on Thursday night(the night we called) and
Wednesday she was at LAX. It amazes me when an anorexic, ET looking waste of space, blows off her fans. At least use a legit excuse, but I guess when you are a star you don’t have to.”

Here she is at that GQ event, 24 hours before being so deathly ill she couldn’t live up to her obligation and attend the book signing. I don’t know much about fashion, but I do that if I looked the chubacabra, I wouldn’t go out of my way to add feathers and what-not.