Scientologists are fun!

MSNBC says that more and more Hollywood stars are joining Tom Cruise with unhinged and uneducated rants against psychiatry. Lisa Marie Presley, Priscilla Presley, Danny Masterson, Jenna Elfman, and Catherine Bell were just a few of the big names who attended the opening party of a museum in Hollywood called “Psychiatry: an Industry of Death.”

“The state-of-the-art museum documents that psychiatry is an industry driven entirely by profit, and provides practical guidance for lawmakers, doctors, human rights advocates and private citizens to take action in their own sphere to bring psychiatry under the law.”

Oh, those Scientologists do like to have fun, don’t they. What an awesome party that must have been! Sexy mindless drones, dressed to the nines, strutting around like the cats pajamas, all paraphrasing the same stuff they had read to them from a poorly written pamphlet. Destroying your enemies and launching attacks on anyone who speaks out against you doesn’t have to be somber time, why not make a game out of it. I was thinking of doing something similar, except, instead of having a sexy Hollywood party, I was gonna get a job at a car wash place in Malibu. And when Jenna Elfman comes in, instead of vacuuming her interior with a smile, I was gonna take a dump on the drivers seat. When she asks my why, I’ll say ‘psychiatry’ and she’ll nod her head, cause she’ll get it. Then she’ll hand me some pamphlets, and I’ll put my pants back on and say ‘Thank You’.