Angelina Jolie is naked

Entertainment Tonight says today that – even though they’ve never admitted to being a couple – representatives for Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt have both confirmed that she is pregnant and due this summer. ET goes on to say that Angelina has been posing for a respected artist who is painting her naked so she can record the changes in her body as she gets ready to give birth. She’s posed at least twice, and Brad was there for one of those sittings.


Yikes. This will be like one of those Hydroxycut commercials in reverse, except, instead of sexy, it will be creepy, since pregnant woman are creepy. Not only is it creepy, but it makes women even more insane than normal. God, I’ve had it up to here with you women. You can have a nervous breakdown during en episode of ‘the Bachelor’, so who the hell knows whats next when there’s a human being growing inside of you.