Britney Spears has car trouble

Umm, so I guess KFed’s Ferrari broke down in Malibu yesterday while Britney and some guy who is not KFed were out for a drive. And then the paparazzi who stalk her pushed it out of the road while she sat there like a damn bean bag. And then she got a ride home from the cops, who apparently had no crime to solve. And I guess that’s about it for this. Unless, if you want to feel your fists clinch up, feel free to click here. I don’t know if I’ve mentioned it, but my new goal in life is to throw Kevin Federline in a metal trashcan, then light 8 dozen bottle rockets and weld the lid on.