Chad Lowe is single, ladies!

Two time Academy Award winning actress Hilary Swank has separated from her husband Chad Lowe. The two have been married for 9 years, but have no children together. Swank’s manager confirmed the news:

“Hilary and Chad have decided to separate but they are hopeful they will be able to get through this tough time.”

A question for every guy out there: you know how sometimes you wake up with morning wood and you have to piss but you’re not a Chinese acrobat who can stand on his hands so there’s no way in hell you can use the bathroom the normal way, so you just stand in the bathtub and pull the curtain and piss on the wall of the shower, and you do that thing where you kinda lean back to minimize the amount of urine ricocheting back onto you? Well, I was gonna post some pictures of Hillary Swank to help alleviate that problem, but I’m not here to help, so instead I put up this one of her all ripped out and running down the beach. You have to admit, she looks pretty F-able here, until it occurs to you that she’s probably just chasing a carrot or some sugar cubes.