Crash, Reese, Hoffman win at SAG

The Screen Actors Guild Awards were handed out last night, and the only major surprise was Crash winning for Outstanding Performance by a Cast in a Motion Picture. Brokeback Mountain has long been considered the favorite in what is basically the SAG version of Best Picture. Philip Seymour Hoffman won Outstanding Actor for his work in Capote, Reese Witherspoon won Outstanding Actress for Walk the Line, Paul Giamatti won Outstanding Supporting Actor for Cinderella Man, and Rachel Weisz won Outstanding Supporting Actress for the Constant Gardner.


I used to have a buddy who would come too fast when he was having sex, so he tried to rub on some of that numbing gel after a little oral right before he and his girl had sex one time, but then he came while rubbing on the numbing gel, and then his girl tried to get him back to life but by then he was numb, so it was just a total disaster. I mention this because there’s nothing to really say about the fawning ass-kissing that is the SAG awards, and also because maybe my buddy could have used the pictures of practically anyone who was there last night because without exception, everyone looked like absolute hell.

Reese and Rachel, who is five months pregnant by her boyfriend, director Darren Aronofsky.