Drew Barrymore has bathroom sex

The New York Post says today that Strokes drummer and Drew Barrymore boyfriend Fabrizio Moretti was asked by Jane magazine to name the craziest place he’d ever had sex, and Moretti answered:

“At the opera, a little while ago, in New York. We went to ‘La Boheme’ and it was wicked boring. So we decided to go to the bathroom, and we got caught, and it was embarrassing. If we’d gone to the men’s room, people would’ve heard it and said, ‘Good on you, man.’ But we were in the ladies’ room, and when we heard an old woman start to tinkle, we couldn’t help but crack up. I guess she told the security guy – he came in and was, like, ‘Just go.'”

Good God man, I really hope the next time you’re on tour, the other rock stars kick your ass with rolled up copies of the Jane magazine where you gab about going to the opera. And you worked in the word ‘tinkle’. Maybe later you can tell ‘Boys Life’ how to recognize poison berries and tie ship shape knots. I know the kicker here was that you had deviant sex with Drew Barrymore in a bathroom, but really, who hasn’t.

This is obviously more of Drew with no bra at the Golden Globes. Oh, and look, making a special guest appearance in the last picture is Eva “I have a boyfriend and the guy I’m grinding my ass into isn’t him” Longoria. By the way, is a girls rack supposed to hang down by her elbows like that. Either she has the arms of a T-Rex or she seriously needs to put on a damn bra.