Gwyneth gets dumber by the minute

MSNBC says today that Gwyneth Paltrow has called in a rabbi from the Kabbalah Centre after becoming convinced that her house in London is haunted. Paltrow, who is pregnant with her second child, lives in a 7.5 million dollar townhouse in Belsize Park with Coldplay singer Chris Martin and their 19-month-old daughter, Apple. Paltrow is said to have received the exorcism idea from Madonna, who often has rabbis bless concert stages to get rid of negative energy.

“Gwyneth believes that the dark energy that has dogged her lately is due to something dark and unexplained in her home. Her pregnancy is not as peaceful as her last one and she has also been upset by a stalker.”

Holy crap, how stoned do you have to be to buy into this nonsense. Kabbalah is the kind of thing you would make up if you wanted people to pick on you. If that religion wants to be anything but laughed at, they should spend more time teaching orphans to fish and less time enchanting magical stages, just so Madonna can slither around like a whore having sex on stage with a giant black tranny in a donkey mask. Yeah, thank god the rabbis got rid of the negative energy beforehand, otherwise, it would have ruined the whole show.