Gwyneth Paltrow is still an idiot

The National Enquirer says now that Gwyneth Paltrow and husband Chris Martin have decided on a name for their upcoming second child. The name – which was chosen by Martin because it had “character” – is ‘Capone’. So now their kids are named ‘Apple’ and ‘Capone’. And for the record, naming the second kid after a psychotic killer isn’t gonna make the playground any safer. The name ‘Apple’ is tougher than the name ‘Dancing Candy Cane’, but only just barely. You could name the second kid ‘Godzilla Dahmer’ and he’s still gonna get his ass whooped cause his mom is in the papers on a daily basis lecturing the world and complaining.