Is JLH going to do Playboy?

Star magazine says now that Hollywood good girl Jennifer Love Hewitt is seriously considering an offer from Playboy to pose nude because she feels she is losing film roles because of her image. Hewitt has always been very clear that she would never pose naked for any magazine or role, but her career is mired in TV movies and low-rated dramas, and at age 26, the time may finally be right. A source tells Star:

“She told me that maybe a sexy magazine layout with her showing her assets might give her a little edgier image and she might be considered for a femme fatale role.”

Well, excuse all hell out of me if I don’t sound super excited about this. Love has had a huge rack for about 10 years now and she’s managed to make it boring every day so far, so I have zero confidence that a nude shoot would be any different. She’s kinda dorky, so the shoot would probably be her naked ass at the observatory or something, and it would just be confusing. Like, am I supposed to jack off or study.