James Bond is dead

Rose Byrne will be announced this week as the next Bond girl, “winning” the role of Vesper Lynd opposite first time Bond Daniel Craig in the upcoming remake of ‘Casino Royale’. Angelina Jolie and Charlize Theron were just a few of the name actors to turn the role down. Bryne, 26, made her mark co-starring in ‘Troy’ and ‘Star Wars: Episode II’, in performances so captivating, I have no idea who she was. Says a source:

“All the actresses had to perform a bedroom scene with Daniel where Bond says he is leaving the service to be with Vesper Lynd. Barbara Broccoli was particularly impressed by Rose.”

Jesus this franchise is dead. Hugh Jackman signed on to do three ‘Van Helsings’ for Gods sake, but he wouldn’t even make one Bond. What does that say. And believe me when I tell you that these are the best pictures this girl has ever taken. She’s cute, at best. You could get a hotter piece of ass by calling the phone number on a bathroom wall. Especially if you call the one that says “for a sexy time, call brendon”. I’ll rock your world, baby.