Jessica Alba in Hawaii, day two

Jessica Alba is so normal is almost suspicious. She’s a big Hollywood star, but clearly not above dating a guy who lays on his lounge chair like a dead retarded person, or as if he just fell there out of a palm tree. In picture 1, he looks like if you rolled him over, there would be a message carved into his chest warning the others to stay away. Other girls in Hollywood who look like Jessica are usually ten shades of crazy, with a dragon tail tattoo coming out of their ass and a barbell hanging off of their wound, but Jessica doesn’t even look like she wears makeup half the time. Her boyfriend Cash Warren looks okay here, but still not that good. His looks could go either way really – he could be the guy banging the hottest chicks in the world, or the guy who has never even heard of anyone who ever talked to a girl.