Jessica Simpson has bad taste

If you were wondering if Jessica Simpson’s taste in men could get worse after Nick Lachey and rumored affairs with Johnny Knoxville and Ryan Dunn, well then buckle the fuck up, because yes, it can. The pictures above show Jess waiting for her car early Wednesday morning outside Chateau Marmont, a hotel on the Sunset Strip, looking a little disheveled in an un-tucked baggy shirt. For the record, this is what she was wearing the night before. And the rumor is she disappeared with talent-free Maroon 5 lead singer Adam Levine. And, according to the New York Post, wasnt seen again until she was picked up by a friend. But I kind of understand, since I had a breakup recently as well, and I too slept around with some famous Hollywood stars to numb the pain. Except, replace the words “slept around with famous Hollywood stars”, with the words “watched Modern Marvels and cried when eHarmony commercials came on”. In hindsight, I guess our reactions weren’t very similar at all.

Jess a few days ago leaving Mr. Chows in Westwood.