Lindsay Lohan is an idiot

Female First says that Lindsay Lohan has had the word ‘BREATHE’ tattooed onto her wrist following an asthma attack in Miami on New Years Eve that left her hospitalized for two days. Says a friend:

“It obviously has a double meaning. It’s about the asthma attack, but also a reminder to just slow down and enjoy life.”

Uhh, did she have to go right for the tattoo on this one. She couldn’t have tried a sharpie first and see if that helped her remember to breathe. Maybe get one of those armbands like quarterbacks wear with the plays written on it. You had to get a tattoo to remind you to breathe, huh? Fuck, even the guy from ‘Memento’ didnt get inane shit like that tatted on.