Mischa Barton might be waking up

The Mirror UK says today that Mischa Barton and visually disturbing boyfriend Cisco Adler started 2006 a bit rough. Just one week after Adler was turned away from a nightclub in Aspen on three separate occasions because of his “attitude problem”, Adler and Barton were in a heated argument on New Year’s Eve at Miami’s Victor Hotel, where Cisco’s band ‘Whitestarr’ was performing.

“Cisco was angry that Mischa wanted to hang out with some of her other friends. There was a lot of slamming doors, stomping around and swearing coming from their $5,000-a-night hotel bungalow.”

Well of course she wants to get away from this mutant. They probably just spent the night together, so picture that alien sheepdog laying on top of you, fumbling around, making dopey faces, basically having a seizure. What, Mischa supposed to be anxious for more of that? Or to go listen to his crappy band? I’ve never heard his band because my music store doesn’t have a bargain section, and I’ve actually never even heard him speak, but if he doesn’t sound exactly like Shaggy from Scooby Doo, I’m gonna be surprised and disappointed.

Here they are in Miami. Get past the sunglasses that make her look like an alien from the show ‘V’ and look how excited she is to see him in picture 8.