Naomi Watts is dating a fairy

January 7, 2006 | celebrity | editor | 0 Comments

Liev Schreiber forced himself to overcome his fear of flying so he could spend Christmas with girlfriend Naomi Watts and her family in Australia. Liev has always been afraid of planes, but after Watts was invited to spend the holiday at the famous Altona mansion – the most expensive property in Australia – the actor decided to act like a man, and booked the 24 hour flight from his film set in the Czech Republic.

“I’ve wanted to come to Sydney for a long time, but I put it off because I was afraid of the long flight. I flew in from Prague and in the end it wasn’t so bad. Now that I’m here I love it, I absolutely love it.”

First of all, how did you get to the Czech Republic? Uh, did you dig a tunnel? Or did you take a plane? So you’ll fly for work, but not for holiday sex with Naomi Watts. I could masturbate while a bear was chasing me just by thinking about Naomi Watts, but your pansy ass wont even submit to getting pampered in a first class cabin nicer than my house for a few hours. God I hate you.

These are the premiere pictures of Naomi and the cast of ‘King Kong’ in Tokyo. I have no idea what the hell is going on. I also don’t know what mad man decided I should accept Adrien Brody as a leading man. I can’t be the only one who thinks he looks like Gargamel.

And here’s Naomi on the beach last week in Australia. She doesn’t look that great here, but normally she dresses like she’s conducting a marching band, so the less clothes the better. And you can’t see it in the thumbnail, but in picture 4, there’s a little something for the laaaadieeees! BAM!


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