WWE went a little too far

WWE normally takes every precaution when it comes to nudity on their televised shows – they even have the girls wear black tape over their nipples as a last defense – but last nights ‘Raw’, which was billed as having a live sex act between WWE Champion Edge and “girlfriend” Lita, was different. Obviously they weren’t going to have a live sex act, but after the two climbed into a bed assembled in the ring and Lita removed her bra, a cameraman made a move and it was plain to see that she really was topless, and a quick second was aired before either WWE or the USA Network sent the screen to black.


These stories are always awesome because the hippies instantly freak out about what other countries do and how America should be more like them. I have 900 channels on my DirecTV, and anything goes on 895 of them, but the dirty god-damn hippies wont be happy until they get to see a donkey fuckin a midget on CBS at 8:00. There can’t be any channels that are safe, the hippies have to have every single one. And while I disagree with whatever little girl chose to send the screen black, WWE didn’t go black because of the government, they chose to. So, ‘South Park’ said “shit” 300 times one week, ‘Nip/Tuck’ has nudity in the damn credits, but America is a bunch of prudes because Katie Couric isn’t topless, licking her finger and talking about her sensitive nipples. Yeah, that makes sense.

These screencaps aren’t great, I’ll add better ones if I can find them.