Finally, finally, finally some heat for ‘Alpha Dog’. The much talked about Nick Cassavetes film – mostly known as the acting debut of Justin Timberlake – was named as one of the Damn Good movies coming out of Sundance, along with the films ‘Quinceanera’, ‘Art School Confidential’, the Jennifer Aniston starring ‘Friends with Money’, and the very well received ‘Little Miss Sunshine’. Of course, I won’t see any of those. And if the history of film festival darlings holds true, neither will anyone else. Unless one of those is about a sexy female cat burglar named Marissa Miller, whose tongue takes a heartwarming journey to the back of my throat. That movie would make a fortune. Unless it was the Aniston one. You would have to shoot me out of a cannon to get me in a theater showing one of her movies.
You can see the bootleg trailer for Alpha Dog here. We put it up almost three months ago, but there’s still no official trailer. This ends kind of abruptly cause it’s a rough copy and was never meant to be released. Hence the green-screen still plainly visible in the background when they kill the kid and the remarkably NSFW language.