Britney Spears is completely unfit

Yeah Britney, you don’t sweat the details, do you baby. Like putting your new born infant in a child seat. You know, to protect his young life. Yeah, that would have taken forever. Fuck that. Propping him up in your lap in front of the windshield while you drive with one hand is just as good. Hey, could you do me a favor, when child services takes your baby and has you arrested cause your unfit as a mother and a danger to your child, could you wear a coonskin cap in the mugshot. Cause, you know, why not have fun with it. And we both know you have one.