John Paulus, the ex-Green Beret in the news this week after claims he had hot gay sex with Clay Aiken, was on the Howard Stern show on Thursday giving all the details you might imagine hot gay sex with an angry closet homo would include. Aiken denies any such tryst and still claims to be heterosexual, but Paulus says he has a towel with Aikens DNA and goes into detail about Clay and his alleged sexual tendencies, including fisting, unprotected anal and the need to be dominant. How that little lady was able to dominate a Green Beret wasn’t as clear. I guess it’s like when you see a high school wrestler win a state title even though he has no arms and legs. I feel bad for the guy who has to wrestle the guy with no arms or legs. Cause you can either get pinned by this guy or you can dump him out of his wheelchair and beat the crap out if him. Neither one of those sound great.
I can’t remember where I was going with that, but I do remember that I didn’t wanna think about Clay Aiken fisting a guy. But if you’re into that kinda thing, you can hear audio clips from the Howard Stern Show on Sirius radio yesterday, part 1 here and part 2 here. And obviously, this is Stern uncensored, so there is NSFW language here.