Eva Longoria is a tease

Poor Josh Duhamel. It’s bad enough he has to go home with that shar pei every night, now he has a clear image of what it would look like if he was with a real live girl. Ignorance is bliss. But the real victim here is me, because Longoria and Marisa Miller don’t appear to be making out in those last few pictures, even though the drawings I sent them were pretty clear. Wait a second, they’re not riding a pony with flowers in their hair either. What the hell is going on! Did they even look at the pictures! Why did I even draw the pictures!