02.21.2006 Eva Longoria is a tease





Poor Josh Duhamel. It’s bad enough he has to go home with that shar pei every night, now he has a clear image of what it would look like if he was with a real live girl. Ignorance is bliss. But the real victim here is me, because Longoria and Marisa Miller don’t appear to be making out in those last few pictures, even though the drawings I sent them were pretty clear. Wait a second, they’re not riding a pony with flowers in their hair either. What the hell is going on! Did they even look at the pictures! Why did I even draw the pictures!

















(3) Comments

  1. Observer 09/29/2007 11:31

    She can tease my dick out of my jeans and then suck it for awhile.

    Because I'm First!!!!!

  2. yohnskull22 06/03/2008 13:45

    I'll secunt that first!!!!  Bitches!

  3. ososexilexi 06/03/2008 13:51

    Josh looks really fucking sexy with his hat pulled down like that.

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