Gwyneth Paltrow is really smart

Patronizing bitch Gwyneth Paltrow says that she prefers living in London to Los Angeles because British people are “more intelligent and civilized”.

“I love living in the UK! Brits are far more intelligent and civilized than Americans. I love the fact that you can hail a taxi and just pick up the pram and put it in the back of the cab without collapsing it. I love the parks. I love the zoo in Regents Park. I love the places I go for dinner and stuff like that, and I love my friends. It’s a pretty great city, you know.”

This would normally really piss me off, but its Gwyneth Paltrow. This is just what she does. Probably bitter cause she’s 33 but has more wrinkles than a necrophiliacs date. Just, when you read Gwyneth opining about America, keep in mind that she has no education. She went to three different spoiled hippie high schools and then quit during her first semester in college. All her early roles were given to her by family friends (think Spielberg and ‘Hook’). Her biggest accomplishment was being born rich and connected. So, listen you spoiled bitch, I may not stick out my pinky when I drink my tea, but you’re fat and your kids ugly. I win.