Heather Locklear is single

People Online says today that Heather Locklear and Richie Sambora have filed for divorce. They were married in Paris in 1994 and have an 8 year old daughter, Ava Elizabeth. Says a rep:

“After 11 years of marriage Heather Locklear has filed for divorce from Richie Sambora. This is a private matter and there will be no further comment at this time.”

This probably would have been much more exciting 10 years ago. Watching him play his “rock” music is almost embarrassing, like watching your mom try to dress sexy. Forget about looking like a rock star, he doesn’t even look like he could touch his toes. And for some reason he looks like he should have a tail. And she’s fallen from “super-hot” to “hot for her age”. But still way hotter than him. He probably spends more time complaining about the paperboy than he does bending her over the couch.