Jenna loves Jenny

I don’t have satellite radio because I renounce material possessions in my search for the true self, but reader/hunky calendar model Eric isn’t as enlightened, and sent in this gem from this mornings Howard Stern show on Sirius:

“I was listening to Howard Stern this morning and he had Jenna Jameson. Obviously the conversation turned to sex and Jenna revealed that one of her most recent hookups was with … Jenny McCarthy. Apparently it took place at a Halloween party at the Hard Rock Hotel in Vegas. The 2 of them basically went at it on a couch in front of everyone. Jenna then proceeded to “test-drive” Howards newest toy, the Sybian, when she proceeded to have what could have been the first orgasm ever heard on satellite radio.”

I think my head would fall off if I saw Jenna making out with Jenny, it would just roll right off my shoulders. Or I may just disintegrate completely. Cops should use these two kissing instead of guns to stop bank robbers trying to escape. Just put Jenna and Jenny on a couch making out and then arrest the guys while they pull up their pants and beg for two more minutes.