Jenny McCarthy wants deviant sex

Jenny McCarthy says she’d love to take part in an orgy, because her breasts are so perfect she wants to share them. According to the Sun UK, Jenny said:

“I always wanted an orgy to see what it was like, but never got the opportunity. I have good boobs and I know they’d get a lot of attention. Hey if someone’s tickling my body parts I’m happy.”

I have had it up to here with you women. There’s absolutely no pattern with you people. One chick answers the door in high heels and nothing else, wants to be choked and slaps me if I look at her, the next girl has me packing picnic baskets and wrapping bows on stuffed panda bears for six months just so we can snuggle on the beach. Now Playmates are saying they’d love to be under a pile of their friends, but they just haven’t gotten around to it. God damn, I’m disgusted with all of you.