Josh Lucas is smoooth

The New York Post said today that Josh Lucas – who you may remember from ‘Sweet Home Alabama’ and if you do, then also from your wish book, you fairy – was trying to step to Victoria Silvstedt at the Victoria’s Secret pre-Valentine’s Day party Saturday Night. He’s also supposed to be desperately in love with Jessica Simpson, and was overheard awkwardly trying to get her number last week. Luckily this hippie didn’t get very far with either of them. Which is kinda pathetic because Victoria is still married to a dude who does local sports in Houston, and Jessica is very much single, despite what In Touch says today. Not only that, but Jess isn’t super bright and craves attention at all times. The kind of girl who would threaten to kill herself by holding her breath.

Umm, yeah. There’s nothing going on today. And we