Mariah Carey is private

Annanova says today that Mariah Carey doesn’t like eating in public because people stare at her, so she’ll usually only eat at home, and sometimes even puts on a bib so she can lay around and eat in bed.

“I am just like, whatever, nobody is looking at me for once! That’s why I don’t really like to eat in public. When people say, ‘Mariah never eats in public,’ I’m like, ‘You’re right.’ “

Yeah, that’s what we all do, that’s what we all say, we’re all on pins and needles cause Mariah Carey doesn’t eat more in public. Although you did fool us with the bib and the bed sheets filled with crumbs. We didn’t see that coming. I don’t think anyone pictured you in a bib and a helmet, a roasted chicken for a headrest, cotton candy stuck to your face, dunking your hot dogs in melted chocolate before you swallow it in two bites, occasionally yelling at the staff to “fetch Mimi her washin stick” when it’s time to go out. Yeah, congrats. You’re slowly turning into Henry VIII, well done.