Marisa Miller is almost naked

It’s only fitting that the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue would hit newsstands on Valentines Day, since my beloved Marisa Miller makes her fifth appearance in the magazine and one millionth appearance in my heart. But much like when I modeled for those calendars as a hunky fireman, Marisa didn’t start as a supermodel, with contracts to SI and Victorias Secret like she has now. Marisa began her career as a topless model for Perfect 10 magazine. They even still have her on the front page of their website. The old pictures aren’t great, but it’s still Marisa Miller, meaning they’re still prettier than rainbows, waterfalls and sunsets combined. She can never look anything less than insanely hot. She could hold a box cutter to my throat and I would still just start to masturbate.