Nick Lachey is pissin me off

I knew Nick Lachey was dating a new 26 year old (he’s 32) named Elizabeth Ann Arnold and she was the 2002 Miss Kentucky, but I never really cared enough to find decent pictures of her. And then I found these. Give him this, the dude has a knack for finding easily impressed hot chicks with huge racks. Which is amazing because, let’s be honest, Nick Lachey isn’t that great. So it begs the question, is he really smooth or are these girls just kinda dumb. I get the feeling its that second one. Which is a good plan, because dumb chicks are sooo much easier. It’s like doing magic for retarded kids. Pull a quarter out of their ear and they’ll think your Jesus.