02.28.2006 Nick Lachey is pissin me off





I knew Nick Lachey was dating a new 26 year old (he’s 32) named Elizabeth Ann Arnold and she was the 2002 Miss Kentucky, but I never really cared enough to find decent pictures of her. And then I found these. Give him this, the dude has a knack for finding easily impressed hot chicks with huge racks. Which is amazing because, let’s be honest, Nick Lachey isn’t that great. So it begs the question, is he really smooth or are these girls just kinda dumb. I get the feeling its that second one. Which is a good plan, because dumb chicks are sooo much easier. It’s like doing magic for retarded kids. Pull a quarter out of their ear and they’ll think your Jesus.















(2) Comments

  1. Ass Tagger 10/07/2006 00:30

    HOLY SH*T! It’s that Alicia robot girl from the Twilight Zone! The older episode from like the sixties where they banished that convicted felon to the asteroid, then decided he needed a companion, so they flew a female robot over to him. They could be f**king TWINS!

  2. Observer 09/29/2007 07:20

    I'd fuck her.

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