Star Jones is on the way out

The Enquirer says today that the ABC talk show ‘the View’ is desperately trying to bounce Star Jones off the show, and producers are secretly interviewing candidates to replace her. Star was popular with viewers when the show began in 1997, but has become more trouble than she is worth because of her diva attitude and on-air arguments with co-hosts. A source says:

“The producers are looking for someone to take over from Star who will blend in with the other co-hosts. They want someone who will jump into the conversation with their own viewpoint but not be so combative and stubborn as Star has been over the years.”

Well done there, Producers of the View. People hate that bitch. What the hell is wrong with you, what took you so long. The only thing less soothing and comfortable than waking up and watching Star Jones is maybe an alarm clock that whacks me in the balls.