the Vanity Fair Hollywood Issue

Good news if you’re a fan of ghost white asses, because the Vanity Fair Hollywood issue is about to hit newsstands, but not without some near legendary behind the scenes headaches. This is the issue with designer Tom Ford as guest editor, the issue that at one point was to feature everyone naked, the issue where Rachel McAdams walked out of the cover shoot because she refused to pose nude. Luckily for me and my penis, Scarlett Johansson and Keira Knightley aren’t so stuck up. Scarlett does look pretty fantastic naked, but I’m having hard time figuring out how big her ass is. I don’t think it would have killed them to put a quarter on her thighs. You know, so I would have some kind of scale.