Thora Birch is fun. Probably.

Okay, today was boring, so lets dredge up old stuff that some people might not know, in this case the fact that Thora Birch, the cute little girl from the ‘Patriot Games’ and ‘Clear and Present Danger’ and the girl who appeared topless at age 16 in ‘American Beauty’, is the daughter of Carol Connors and Jack Birch, both of whom starred in porn movies in the 70s and 80s. Connors was even one of the three female stars of ‘Deep Throat’, perhaps the most famous porn movie ever. Not that this means anything about Thora, of course. I’m sure being raised by sexual lunatics didn’t effect her at all. I’m pretty sure dumping sand in your crank case and throwing M80s in your gas tank is cool too, so go nuts.

Thoras mom, Carol Connors, on Mr Skin.